Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
2007-06-04 09:58:21 · 6 answers · asked by nostrebor 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was FUNNY, thanks for making me laugh so much
And yes of course you do get a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-04 10:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-04 17:53:01 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was pretty funny and it made me smile. So, I will give you a star. =]
2007-06-04 17:36:42 · answer #3 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhh, I don't know. It was kind of funny, but kind of not funny as well. Oh well, what can you do.
2007-06-04 17:49:21 · answer #4 · answered by creillyrun2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol not bad
2007-06-04 17:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by chefjordan1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
that's a good one
=]
2007-06-04 17:01:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋