2007-06-04 09:55:48 · 13 answers · asked by Hot Coco Puff 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, Gabe, you got me on that one! My hat is off to you!!!!
2007-06-04 13:57:18 · update #1
This is my fav:
Yo Mama is so fat when she passed my TV,i missed 2 episodes" LOL
2007-06-04 10:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by Pinky 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i don't do your momma jokes, i've got too much respect for her.anyway where i come from(singapore)momma jokes are in poor taste and could get you in a lot of trouble.
anyways your momma's soooo good ,see how you turned out??
God bless,
gabe
2007-06-04 13:44:31 · answer #2 · answered by gabegm1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best one for me is this one: Yo mamma is so fat she gots her own area code.
here's some more:
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mamma's so stupid i let her hold my phone ane she started shavin cuz i told her it was my new razor.
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World
Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Yo mama is so hairy that she has to part the hair on her butt in order to go to the bathroom.
Yo momma so ugly, when she looked in the
mirror, she even scared herself to death.
Yo momma so fat, that there isn't enough cotton in all of Alabama to make her a pair of pants.
Yo momma so ugly, she got hit with an ugly stick.. no, take that back,... the whole darn tree.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
2007-06-04 10:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would talk about yo momma, but I don't even know the guy!
=D
2007-06-04 09:59:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your momma so....
I can't even begin to to explain yo momma!
2007-06-04 10:02:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo momma's so hairy, bigfoot took a picture of her.
2007-06-04 10:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by KMC 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
2007-06-04 10:02:44 · answer #7 · answered by Ray 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-12 11:30:44 · answer #8 · answered by hinokawa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma was so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles flew out.
your momma so stupid she thought cherios were doughnut seeds .
2007-06-04 09:59:35 · answer #9 · answered by jack jack 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven
2007-06-04 10:34:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋