Ole was working at the fish plant up north in Duluth when he accidently cut off all ten of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in the Clinic and when he got there the Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."
Ole said, "I haven't got da fingers."
"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2005! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
To which Ole says........"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up?
2007-06-04 09:49:39 · 8 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was kinda cute
2007-06-04 09:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by flutterby 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Is it that because his fingers were cut off that he can't pick up his fingers? If that's the meaning than that's a stupid joke. Sorry. Don't tell that to people.
2007-06-04 16:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by chefjordan1 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Silly and funny. 8/10.
2007-06-04 17:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok you got me going
2007-06-04 17:01:34 · answer #4 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
except for the language i liked that joke, i wasnt even thinking of that...lol
2007-06-04 16:52:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
How did he open the car door?
2007-06-04 16:56:15 · answer #6 · answered by Krusty 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was pretty good..
2007-06-08 19:38:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-06-04 16:56:44 · answer #8 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋