SELFISH GIRL
Enters alone and locks the door, saying to the girls following that she will be out in a minute. Leisurely pees. adjusts her clothes and poses before the mirror keeping other squirming outside for an hour.
TIMID GIRL
Turns on taps full force. Backs up to the toilet, raises her dress and squats quickly. Listens intently to see if sound other than the tap running can be heard.
CONCEITED GIRL
Approaches toilet with undulating movements. Raises dress by fingertips. Expression while peeing indicates such a lovely creature should not be compelled to attend to such lowly duties. Farts silently and disdainfully.
HARDY GIRL
Raises dress with a whoop. Scuttles across the floor beating other occupant to the toilet. Squats with great force, rattling windows and causing breasts to bob up and down, hums lively tune, peeing in squirts to keep time, farts loudly with great pride.
2007-06-04 09:06:01 · 11 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DRUNKEN GIRL
Wobbles to toilet. After several attempts just manages to raise dress. Squats on toilet with shrieks of laughter. Pees for a while, singing YMCA, suddenly starts to sob broken heartedly as she realises that she forgot to pull down her knickers. Continues peeing and sobbing.
SLOPPY GIRL
Slip drops into toilet while squatting, never uses toilet paper. Drags he business across the seat, getting the seat wet. Never flushes toilet. Emerges with back of skirt tucked into her knickers.
WORRIED GIRL
Squats thoughtfully, counting days overdue on fingers. Uses toilet paper and examines it carefully and hopefully. Peers into the toilet before flushing, resolving never to go to bed drunk again.
THE I DON'T CARE GIRL
Just squats and fires away.
STUBBORN GIRL
Believes all public places are contaminated. Stands three feet in front of the toilet, backs up, takes careful aim and fires away, always misses, but will try again.
2007-06-04 09:14:31 · update #1
good!!! i guess the conceited girl thinks also that their s##t dont stink and has sex in the dark ???
2007-06-04 09:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by aaroncbcb 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Supposedly it is an evolutionary element. women used to team at the same time for secure practices in older circumstances and it is in simple terms an instinctual element which has carried over from those sessions. of path now a days women do no longer constantly pass to the rest room in communities and whilst they do it is many times to ***** or gossip fairly than the rest.
2016-12-12 11:27:26 · answer #2 · answered by hinokawa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like the drunken girl
2007-06-04 10:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Sad but true! lol! 10!
2007-06-04 10:58:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it..lol I know those girls
2007-06-04 09:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by nettiebuk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
2007-06-04 09:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by vanessa 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
wow what an eye opener..
2007-06-04 09:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha im the last one
2007-06-04 09:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont get it...
2007-06-04 09:38:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ummmm...ok
2007-06-04 09:12:06 · answer #10 · answered by REDWINGS SUCK 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋