The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
2007-06-04 08:58:55 · 11 answers · asked by Harmony t 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that is hilarious! lol :)
2007-06-04 09:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha awesome.
2007-06-04 16:02:04 · answer #2 · answered by Igloo Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-06-04 17:59:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats an old one, still pretty funny though
2007-06-04 16:02:37 · answer #4 · answered by smars442002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a funny joke
2007-06-04 16:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by Chocolate 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke
2007-06-05 00:25:13 · answer #6 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............ Good one. =]
2007-06-04 16:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GGGGGGGREAT
2007-06-04 16:44:24 · answer #8 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
2007-06-04 16:02:38 · answer #9 · answered by fαℓℓ ιи ¢нσ¢σℓαтє(: 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao!!!
hahaha!!!
2007-06-04 16:01:35 · answer #10 · answered by oompa loompa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋