Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that, and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex now just as much as ever.
The second old lady was surprised and asked her what her secret was.
The first old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the garage she hurries and takes a shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom, he gets turned on and has his way with her.
The second old lady decides to try this approach. So that night when she heard her husband coming home, she takes a quick shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head.
Her husband come sinto the bedroom, takes one look and says, "For God's sake Doreen, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you're starting to look like an a*sehole."
2007-06-04 08:54:53 · 19 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well performingmonkey22 just be glad it was only thrust on your fragile mind
ha ha ha ha
2007-06-04 09:59:22 · update #1
A vagina with teeth.
Well there's another something that can go on the list of things I never wanted to think about. Ever. Yet still had it thrust upon my fragile little mind.
Its a surprisingly long list.
2007-06-04 09:15:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao 10 / 10
2007-06-04 16:02:45 · answer #2 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny s hit
2007-06-04 16:03:31 · answer #3 · answered by Alli G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-04 18:03:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
2007-06-04 16:11:45 · answer #5 · answered by vanessa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still laughing
2007-06-04 16:54:42 · answer #6 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-04 16:44:24 · answer #7 · answered by Yourmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOOW! UGLY LADY HAHA!
2007-06-04 16:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao. =]
2007-06-04 16:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha good one i like that joke
2007-06-04 16:00:29 · answer #10 · answered by blenyuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋