An Old couple where having trouble remembering things so they went to the doctor,
The doctor told them it was just an age thing and there wasn't any thing he could do , however he did suggest that they bought a couple of pads of paper and wrote every thing down.
When they got home the old women asked her husband if he would like some ice cream,
"Yes please" he replied "but you'd better write it down"
Don't be silly ,I'll remember that ok, would you like some strawberrry sauce with that" she said
"Yes please, and a wafer if we've got any" he said
"Oh I'd better write that down" she replied
"no. don't bother .I'm sure you will rember" he said
About 1 and a half hours later she came back with a full roast dinner, with all the trimmings and no ice cream
"YOU STUPID OLD COW" He shouted at her
"What have I done wrong" She asked
"YOU FORGOT THE FLIPPING GRAVY"
2007-06-04
08:43:18
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