Do you think that this funny or disgusting? Or both?

Question

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's
side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was
downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things
by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to 'Bring
this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to 'Bring this to
your silly Daddy.' The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to
take it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this to
the poor man upstairs'. The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!

Answer 1

funny especially if you picture child going back and forth in fast motion.

Answer 2

I'll bet that kid joins the circus someday.

Answer 3

thats funny you get a gold star

Answer 4

Your farts smell like wendys

Answer 5

cute =) not very disgusting but very funny

Answer 6

that is sooo funny lmao

Answer 7

funny lol

Answer 8

that was very good, jajajaj

Answer 9

i didn't get it but not that disgusting

Answer 10

good one!