An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want
to
see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls
for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps
out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is
quite
stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it
to
the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have
a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the
owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Don't Mess With Old Ladies
2007-06-04 07:11:04 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got this joke from my boyfriend's Grandfather!
2007-06-04 08:25:59 · update #1
hahahaha!!! that is hilarious!!! 5 stars
2007-06-10 19:32:23 · answer #1 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was She Paris Hilton's Grand Mother?
2007-06-12 03:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha!
2007-06-11 07:20:10 · answer #3 · answered by claystewy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* Funny , I read this Joke not long ago on here today only it wasnt an old lady :P Still funny thou *
2016-04-01 01:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by Shennen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Pretty Good
2007-06-09 18:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!10!
2007-06-04 15:26:35 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job girl i love it somuch this is the most funniest joke that i had ever heard in my life and high 5 girl because you rocks and thanks for the laugh because you really did nail this one lol 10/10 and plus i had just gave you a star because i really do love your joke girl and take care.
2007-06-04 08:02:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey! I am an old lady too, but the lady in your joke seems
to be smarter than me .
2007-06-04 07:21:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha..a great and hilarious one.thanks for the laugh.I never expected that reply from the woman.You earn my star.
2007-06-09 21:58:40 · answer #9 · answered by Schumi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Sweetie! Here's a star for a lovely joke...
2007-06-04 07:56:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooo funny!
2007-06-09 19:47:00 · answer #11 · answered by outtahere4ever 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋