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Inner Strength
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,

If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,
If through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can do all these things,

Then you are probably the family dog.

2007-06-04 06:58:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!

2007-06-04 09:08:58 · answer #1 · answered by vanessa 3 · 0 0

Inner strength. Such an interesting topic. Close to my heart. Where would one be without it, I do not know. It is this that takes one through life. Helps you through struggles. Yes, I do think we all are born with some. All have a bit of it. Some stronger than others. Some nurture it, some give up on it. Some learn to use it better as they go through life. And the more you use it the stronger it becomes. It comes from within.

2016-05-21 02:15:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Ruff, Ruff, well sometimes we can all feel like the family dog once in awhile, lol.

2007-06-04 07:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0 0

Ha lol that's funny but completely true if you ask me

2007-06-04 07:03:01 · answer #4 · answered by Little_Lady_Lina 3 · 0 0

i am not the family dog!!

funny tho

...ok you knwo jen the one shared account sh eliterally acts like a dog i threw a stick and she fetched it i'm all like your weird.

2007-06-04 07:02:58 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Gin♥and*Jen* 3 · 0 0

LOL.

I wondered where this was leading ................. because there are few True Saints among us............LOL.

Great joke, too!

2007-06-04 09:28:51 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

hhaha good one got me there

2007-06-04 10:37:43 · answer #7 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0 0

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hilarious and so damn true!

2007-06-04 07:50:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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