2007-06-04 06:35:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just what we need, a talk show host who can kick some ***!
2007-06-04 06:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roundhouse kicked for even entertaining the thought that Chuck Norris would bag Oprah.
2007-06-04 06:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris' fruit will not be affected by the world... The world will get Chuck Norrised.
2007-06-04 06:43:13 · answer #3 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, the end result of such a union would be something like the "Jerry Springer" show. Oops! That has already happened. Get ready for the Apocalypse!
2007-06-04 06:42:23 · answer #4 · answered by Randy G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that fat Oprah or thin Oprah?
Either way I can't see Chuck doing her
2007-06-04 06:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by rosbif 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No
He will how ever cure that feeling you get when you walk in a room and forget why your there. And for that he will be named a Saint but oddly enough his name will be judas.
That Cwazy Wabbit
2007-06-04 06:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by that wabbit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless his name is Christ and he came from God aka Mary - no. But that's just the Bible says, I could be wrong, but I'm not.
2007-06-04 08:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by curiousgeorgette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only through Jesus Christ can one be saved. I'd suggest that you check Him out!
2007-06-04 06:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, for our Saviour has already come, turn to Him now, before it is too late.
2007-06-04 06:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would be like pheonix.
except one day he would be a bad-a ss. the next a chicken headed fat a ss.
2007-06-04 06:39:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋