2007-06-04 06:27:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
2007-06-04 06:31:23 · answer #1 · answered by floryjr 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lo, it is prophesied in the Dread Book of Ijustmadethiscrapup that at the end, the very end, of his days, the mighty Chuck Norris shall shed one single, solitary tear. That tear will contain the power to end all wars, heal all diseases, reverse global warming, restore the Amazonian rain forest, bestow true enlightenment on all humanity, and create the ultimate bacon cheeseburger.
Unfortunately, it is also prophesied that with his last, rattling breath, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick the acolyte who catches that tear in the sacred golden chalice clear back to the primordial ooze. Yea, verily, upon his deathbed the mighty Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick that man so hard even his pets shall perish thereof!
2007-06-04 13:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by Boar's Heart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried....
2007-06-04 13:35:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually that would be Chuck Norris' urine that does that. He had his tear ducts surgically removed because he doesn't need them. He never cries... he just makes everyone else cry.
2007-06-04 13:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but how do you get Chuck to cry?
Anything that might make him cry is going to get roundhouse kicked into the the middle of the last century before it effects him.
2007-06-04 13:31:15 · answer #5 · answered by Simon T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemy! As if Chuck Norris would shed tears!
Beta, neener neener :oP lol
2007-06-04 13:29:44 · answer #6 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh my word...
And Walker, Texas Ranger is on TV right now.
Praise Norris!
2007-06-04 13:30:43 · answer #7 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol more Chuck Norris jokes? =)
2007-06-04 13:29:43 · answer #8 · answered by Harlequin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Mr. Norris....if only he knew where you lived he head on over there and use his black belt to whip you into oblivion! hahaha just kidding Chucky actually doesn't cry.
2007-06-04 13:37:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's complete nonsense. Because we all know Church Norris would never cry.
2007-06-04 13:34:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋