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This Wiccan eats lettuces.

(and also bunnies, chickens and buffalos)

PS: Lettuces is SO a plural. Just like fishes....
Witness the grammar guru:
Today I caught twelve fish, they were all rainbow trout. Usually I catch many fishes, it was weird to catch just one species.
Today I ate a lot of lettuce. It was all Romaine. Usually my salads have many different lettuces, such as red leaf, escarole and iceberg.

2007-06-04 06:22:48 · answer #1 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 7 1

What IS the plural of lettuce, MyPreshush?

I don't know if lettuce has feelings or not. The fact that we can't detect some things does not prove that they don't exist. There was a time when it was thought a person was dead if he/she did not seem to be breathing, and some people were buried alive. Then, they discovered heart beats and decided someone is dead if a heart beat can't be detected, but still a few people were buried alive because they had heart beats too soft to detect. Now we have more accurate ways of detecting life and assume someone is dead if they can't be revived from a "flat line" in a certain amount of time, but I've heard of people who "came back to life" after being pronounced dead due to flat lining.

So, again I point out that the fact that we can't detect some things, including life itself, does not prove that it doesn't exist.

2007-06-04 13:35:53 · answer #2 · answered by Yaktivistdotcom 5 · 1 0

I've yet to meet a Wiccan who believes that lettuce have feelings. They are grateful to the sun, the rain, and Mother Earth for giving them the food which sustains their lives. We are all part of the same circle of life.

2007-06-04 13:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wiccans are weakened by the leaf! Surely you are searching for alternative leaf that generates the "feelings" - Wicked Wiccan - hey.

2007-06-04 13:30:09 · answer #4 · answered by NOW HURRICANE 2 · 0 0

Does the imp realise that lettuces is not the plural of lettuce?

2007-06-04 13:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 2 0

How do you know this? Have you asked a head of romaine how it feels when the Caesar Salad eater chomps down on it?

2007-06-04 13:24:39 · answer #6 · answered by artist_dude_421 1 · 0 0

I can't say that I've met a Wiccan who claimed otherwise...

2007-06-04 13:21:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

LOL.

So the wiccans have no reason to picket outside of restaurants anymore? Sweet.

2007-06-04 13:24:23 · answer #8 · answered by Soundtrack to a Nightmare 4 · 0 2

Next time do a little research.

2007-06-04 13:22:36 · answer #9 · answered by qamper 5 · 0 0

You're an imp, stop being a bother.

2007-06-04 13:22:59 · answer #10 · answered by Janet L 6 · 1 0

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