A twelve stone man strips off in front of his wife and looks at himself in the mirror.
He says "look at me, im 12 stone of pure dynamite".
His wife looks at him and replies "hmmm thats very true, its a shame about the 2 inch fuse though".
2007-06-04 05:34:36 · 7 answers · asked by mick shaw 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
12 stone and only a 2 inch? That's terrible I would expect at least 6, but then again not everyone is perfect and as the saying goes "Don't judge the book by it's cover."
2007-06-04 05:47:30 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha lol dude that's just pure funny lol xxxxxxthx 4 the laugh
2007-06-04 13:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by random.princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Thats funny! LMAO..
2007-06-04 13:11:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ms B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOOOOOOOOUCH!!!!!!!! thats gotta hurt!!! so funny though!!! hahahahahaha LMAO!!! i would star but my internet is so freaked up. like it says you need java something its weird. because earlier it would let me. w/e. nice joke!!!
2007-06-04 12:41:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaa! he should beat his wife in public.
2007-06-04 13:01:55 · answer #5 · answered by ღ♫´`*♥Wine♥*´`♫ ღ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-04 16:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!!! Good one!!!
2007-06-04 12:45:48 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋