If jesus had Dracula as a partner in a tag team wrastlin match against The Wolfman and Bigfoot who would win?

Answer 1

A couple different ways this could go down. Here's my take.

Jesus enters the ring with the Wolfman and attempts to cure him of his lycanthopy. However this requires a degree of cooperation and faith from the Wolfman, who is currently a deranged killing machine. With faster than human movements. Wolfman tears Jesus apart!

Dracula goes "Oh s***." Exactly like that. In a Transylvanian accent. He enters the ring. Dracula traditionally has control over wolves, which gives him an immediate advantage. His ability to mesmerize the wolf allows the human half to regain some dominance, and he belatedly accepts Jesus' healing and turns into a human. Dracula isn't really bothered by this and turns him. His immediate opponent dispatched, Dracula becomes more and more entranced by the Jesi blood splattered across the arena...

And while he feeds, Bigfoot enters the arena. Normally Dracula would be able to deal with this adversary more combatitively, but he can't seem to pick his tongue off the floor. Bigfoot crushes Dracula, delivering lethal damage, and throws him out of the ring.

Bigfoot wins! As they're trying to pin the belt on him, JESUS RESSURECTS HIMSELF! THE CROWD GOES WILD! Hovering a full 8 feet above the arena, Jesus glows with this holy spiritual light. The crowd is in awe. Even Bigfoot is cowed! He goes down to one knee, instantly becoming the first convert of his species. Jesus for the nonviolent win!

Meanwhile, Dracula's consumption of a powerful bloodlineless immortal is seeing his transformation into a new kind of immortal, half-vampire, half-Messiah. His chest reforms and his bone structure shifts a la Underworld. The holy light radiating through the building doesn't harm him because he's already ingested and become immune to holy relics and sunshine. His transformation complete, Dracula flies back into the arena! Grabbing Bigfoot by the ear, he rips the creature's head off! The crowd goes wild! Jesus looks on disapprovingly! Dracula basks in the shower of blood! Team Dracula-Jesus for the win!

Answer 2

Wolfman and Bigfoot would appear to have an advantage, seeing as how Dracula would probably burst into flames in the presence of Jesus... But if He can turn water into wine, I think Jesus can take on WM and BF by himself.

Answer 3

Hulk Hogan would run in with a steel chair, bash Dracula in the skull with it, and give Wolfman and Bigfoot the win.

Answer 4

hmmm...that depends.
Would Jesus still be bleeding from the wounds of crucifixion? That would be a terrible distraction for Dracula, and thus tip the balance in favor of Wolfman and Bigfoot.

Answer 5

Jesus and Dracula could lose. it is already been shown that Jesus is fantastically basic to kill (and it takes him 3 days to stand up back- so- he'd lose the ten 2d count extensive type) Dracula is somewhat harder- yet i could say the wolfman ought to take him. who's Mr. Dufus?

Answer 6

Wouldn't Dracula be terrified of Jesus when he sees him on the cross being wheeled into the wrestiling arena?

Answer 7

I think Jesus would win if the Bionic Man jumped in the ring to help.

Answer 8

II am Jewish and therefore do not follow Jesus BUT your question is undignified and should not be asked. I am surprised that someone would ask such a silly thing. Jesus was a great man do not belittle His name

Answer 9

You should be worried about the match you will soon have with JESUS! That my friend, will be a no win situation on your end!

Answer 10

You're silly... Jesus would win, of course, unless he had a plan for someone that would work only if he appeared to lose!!!