A cowboy, once, was having a drink in a saloon after a very weary day. As the guy was a regular client, the barman didn't mind at all that he was drinking since three long hours. However, when it was nearly time to close, the barman decided to go ask him to leave. Suddenly without even having time to tell him a word, he saw the cowboy taking out his gun with madness and pointing it at his glass of whisky, in which was floating a fly. The cowboy yells:
-Spit out what you've drunk or...!!!
2007-06-04 05:07:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loved both jokes =) haha Ü
2007-06-04 07:03:00 · answer #1 · answered by DeBBie™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is one you may or may not have heard.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.
The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine.
He dropped the horse's tail,
stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff.
"Did I just see what I think I saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lick'en 'em."
2007-06-04 12:19:31 · answer #2 · answered by Daddy'o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
that was a good one.
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that was so funny that it made me LOL!!!!
:)
2007-06-04 12:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The end of the joke is??? I don't get it.
2007-06-04 12:16:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋