Two blond guys were trying to apply in the army. So, one of them was in the general's office having an interview with the boss. The atmosphere was tough and the general was not at all a very pleasant character. The general, after some observations, asked the age of the guy.
-25 years general, he replied.
-Number of years you've worked?
-5 years sir.
-For which job are you applying for? Cook or soldier?
-Both sir, replied the blond.
After some seconds, the blond guy was breathing peacefully outside the office, spot his friend waiting for his turn. He took his friends in a corner and told him "The general will ask you 3 questions. To the first you reply '25', to the second '5' and to the last 'both'.
O.K and in the office he went, very self confident. After the evaluations, the general asked him
-Total number of years of work experience?
-25 sir
-Age?
-5 sir
The general annoyed gave him a hard look and asked
-Are you taking me for an idiot or a fathead?
-Both sir.
2007-06-04 04:36:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it!!!!! Very funny Star for u
2007-06-04 04:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Thats well funny. Great Joke. Wow. lol. =]
2007-06-04 11:45:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-04 11:40:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda saw it comin...but still funny!
2007-06-04 11:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-04 17:08:56 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
terrible
2007-06-04 11:45:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it
It's SO bad and lame and funny
how do U feel?
that's what you get for saying other peoples jokes are bad.
LOSER! LOSER! LOSER!
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LOSER! LOSER! LOSER!
2007-06-04 11:48:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope no star for you... junk
2007-06-04 11:46:07 · answer #8 · answered by nothing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋