Need help with crazy plan?

Question

Right now I'm a senior in high school going to college. In about 10-15 years I plan on having a career and good money. I also want do something crazy. SLAP A LION. No weapons, no armor, just me, my pumas, and my will to prove a point. I plan on going to Africa and finding a old (if dying, perfect!) lion and slapping it TWICE if I can. Any suggestions on how I could do this without getting killed or injuryed?
My plan is to get into perfect shape (already in ok shape. 5'5 167 pounds. 14% body fat. wrestled for 2yrs and played football for 2yrs) during my 10-15 yr wait. I also plan to become almost a Lion research Master to know lion's habits. Then life with African tribes for about a year to know how to hunt.

I AM DEAD SERIOUS. I plan to post this on youtube, if they still have it in like 15yrs.
What else could I do to get ready?

One of the problems is that old lion are usually the leader of the pride. And always have lionesses near them. But lions do sleep up to 20hrs a day.

I dont want the lion knocked out while I slap it. Just sleep or looking somewhere else

Answer 1

Bring a tranquiller rifle. You are going to need to dope up the beast before you slap it.

Answer 2

I know you are serious and I get your need for adventure.

You won't like this, but let me give you something to think about.

How would you feel if say, an alien came to this planet to scope you out and slap you?

There was an interesting program on the National Geographic channel about a gentleman who literally lives with wolves.

HE IS THE ALPHA WOLF.

You could do that....but don't use your research to hurt animals, PLEASE.

And don't make a goal to post things on YouTube...in 15 years I promise you you will have NEW goals.

Answer 3

everyone answering has the wrong idea if they think ur a jerk for doing it they should encourage it, cuz that lion is gonna jack u up bad...ur an idiot...i hope it does...put that on youtube

Answer 4

I think you are crazy