A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is sitting up against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a very satisfied smile on its face. The egg looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
2007-06-04 01:56:53 · 10 answers · asked by Optimistic 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Meh... that one's decent. How about... What do you call a dead chicken floating in a swimming pool?
2007-06-04 12:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
without a doubt that was the best chicken joke ever...LMAO....i'm bout to text that to my girlfriend thank you. Have a star
2007-06-04 02:10:05 · answer #2 · answered by prettytony 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg that was truly the funniest joke about the chicken i ever heard...good job
2007-06-04 02:09:49 · answer #3 · answered by tiggernck 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that IS the best C&A joke I've EVER heard!!
Thanks!
2007-06-04 02:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great! Now we know what to answer when the old, worn out question is asked! :-)
2007-06-04 07:04:43 · answer #5 · answered by bb jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All along, I thought it was the rooster.
2007-06-04 02:03:05 · answer #6 · answered by lunatic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-06-04 02:02:58 · answer #7 · answered by Shonda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, I LOVED IT!!!! thanks for the laugh. That was hilarious!! Do you have any more??
2007-06-04 02:00:14 · answer #8 · answered by Reese Cup 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee...............Hahaha! So now we know! LOL.
2007-06-04 10:44:19 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.........
2007-06-04 02:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋