Because tomorrow is the first day of school and I've been through alot since I've moved, and Im just really really nervous.
=D
2007-06-04 01:50:04 · 9 answers · asked by Cassandra S. 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha, dont listen to the guys...
You're first day is always nerve racking, no matter if it's a new school, or you've been there for 2 years. Nothing's different.
Just go into school with your head held high.
SMILE!
it attracts people.
I guarentee it will be a great day!
~Christina
2007-06-04 01:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here is a first day at school joke for you....relax !!!
First Day at School
It was the first day of 3rd grade, and a new school for Johnny. As a test, the teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50.
Some did very well, counting as high as 30 and 40 with just a few mistakes.
Others couldn't get past 20.
Johnny, however, did extremely well. He counted past 50, right up to 83. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are from Arkansas, son."
The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. Most made it about half way through without much trouble. Some made it to M and N, but Johnny rattled off the alphabet right to W.
That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "Son, that's because you are from Arkansas."
The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly well endowed. This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Arkansas?" he asked.
"No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."
2007-06-04 09:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by wedgemom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've been through alot and give yourself credit for that. You survived a move and a first day at school is small compared to this. You were made for success and designed for greatness in your life. Don't let anything stand between you and destiny, walk with your head high and control the situation because life is what you make of it. Go for it!
2007-06-04 10:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just dont do anything
Dont fall down
Ask your way to class(when an older guy isnt looking)
LOOK FOR GOOD GIRLS If a girl reminds you of your old best friend or just isnt a bully then just tell her your new and well ask her email and phone # and her name LOL
If anyone goes WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE since theyve never seen you before ignore them (unless its a good girl lol)
Act normal (like every1 else)
If your classmates find you cool brag about your old place and yourself
Avoid guys because they might pick on you
Avoid embarrising moments(they ruin EVERYTHING)
Wear something stylish so that before some good girls ask you what are you doing here they ask or compliment you awesome look! or where did you get that?
Just try to look like every1 else youll probably find PE little weird so just tell all teachers youre new (it gets you outta doin some stuff)
Make sure you shampoo your hair (good around girls)
Have fun( as much as you can)
2007-06-04 10:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by 0 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are gonna knock'em dead!! always remember to treat everyone the way you'd like to be treated.....be a listener, not a gabber!!! look someone in the eye when they talk to you.as though they were the most important person in the world...don't finish other peoples' sentences for them!! ( Took me years to learn to stop doing that myself!!!!!!!)....be helpful and honest....and remember, everyone else has or does feel the way you do right now!!! it's not the end of the world!!
2007-06-04 10:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good luck and be yourself... It may be hard for you the first day but time will pass and you will make friends and things will be cool again.
2007-06-04 09:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by tiggernck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't worry sweetheart!!tomorrow is going to be a great day!you'll meet new people,make new friends!!i had the same experience when i went to a new school!that's where i met my best friend!!
2007-06-04 08:54:06 · answer #7 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know.
You get all nervous and stuff?
Just keep your cool and don't do anything you think it's stupid.
It's first day of shcool think twice then act.
I hope this helped.
2007-06-04 08:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by Shadow 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you will meet some extraordinary gays up there, you will have fun in that school, you will meet a new best friends, have some unforgettable moments,
but unfortunately you will fail, the first year :( sorry
2007-06-04 08:54:11 · answer #9 · answered by MhamedBJ 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋