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I’m hungry = I’m hungry

I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy

I’m tired = I’m tired

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

I love you = Let’s have sex now

I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?

What’s wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we’d better have sex now!

May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes

Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me

I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay

2007-06-03 21:14:41 · 6 answers · asked by Samuel D 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!! I'm wondering why is there 4 stars with 2 answerers???.....

2007-06-03 21:54:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha! Great Joke! LOL.

Thanks for the laughs!

2007-06-06 16:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Finally, some one worked out the truth

I was starting to think no one would

2007-06-03 23:41:38 · answer #3 · answered by Kaiva 3 · 0 0

LOL. you know I always thought that men speak in double meaning. That was really very very funny. Thank you for the laugh.

2007-06-03 21:33:48 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 0

LOL clever and true....sometimes

2007-06-03 21:54:11 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. RNC 3 · 0 0

i knew you were gay all along

2007-06-03 23:17:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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