Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don’t want you to
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you’re dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You’re so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like
2007-06-03 21:14:03 · 15 answers · asked by Samuel D 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And the question is? = And the question is?
2007-06-03 21:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Poorly translated" or "incompletely translated" is how I would put it. For example, your verses don't mean just laying down next to someone, they mean having sex with the person. Some problems come from trying to convey the idea versus the literal meaning, and other problems involve Greek words that resemble each other. For instance, "camel" resembles "rope", so there is dispute about the whole camel-through-the-eye-of-a-needle simile. Another is that the Genesis creation account specifies "day" instead of "period of time". Make the switch, and you have a creation story that is remarkably similar to the scientific account. Don't make the switch, and you have a whole lot of people going around thinking that God created the whole universe as we know it in just 144 hours. So yes, I presume the Bible has some bad translations, but it's hard to establish which ones or what they should be translated to.
2016-04-01 01:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really have guts, you know that
You've just become every woman's public no'1, in the time it takes to post 1 Q
And you are right by the way
2007-06-03 23:49:37 · answer #3 · answered by Kaiva 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good I suppose although V2R1 is right. V2R1 you've hit the nail right on its head there.
2007-06-03 21:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like this question= why did you waste 10 minutes of your life that you cannot get back?
2007-06-03 21:16:37 · answer #5 · answered by MissKittyInTheCity 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Nah! Women say what the want and mean what they say. Men are programmed to translate what they hear, never mean what they say and catch the bull by the balls!!!
2007-06-03 21:35:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
dude u got every woman after u and not in a good way. it's still good tho
2007-06-03 21:34:30 · answer #7 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good but no=no.
2007-06-04 10:05:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAAHHHHH!!! Come On!! Give Us A Break!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-06-03 21:27:04 · answer #9 · answered by DixeVil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Samuel D = doesn't have a girlfriend.
2007-06-03 21:19:22 · answer #10 · answered by Alice K 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL. LOL. Sounds Familiar! LOL.
2007-06-06 16:07:03 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋