2007-06-03 19:01:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's a joke people.
2007-06-03 19:12:50 · update #1
I wish. Those people come banging on my door too early in the morning time and time again AFTER I have told them I am not interested.
2007-06-03 19:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Jehovah's Witnesses both witness personally and bear witness to others regarding God's personal name, his majestic personality, and Kingdom purposes. In doing so, they align themselves with Jesus Christ and the prophets.
(Isaiah 43:10) “You are my witnesses,” is the utterance of Jehovah
(Isaiah 43:12) So you are my witnesses,” is the utterance of Jehovah, “and I am God.
(Hebrews 12:1-2) Because we have so great a cloud of [Jehovah's] witnesses surrounding us, let us also put off every weight and the sin that easily entangles us, and let us run with endurance the race that is set before us, as we look intently at the Chief Agent and Perfecter of our faith, Jesus
(Revelation 1:5) Jesus Christ, “the Faithful Witness”
(Acts 5:38,39) Do not meddle with these men, but let them alone; (because, if this scheme or this work is from men, it will be overthrown; but if it is from God, YOU will not be able to overthrow them;) otherwise, You may perhaps be found fighters actually against God.”
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
2007-06-04 16:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Wouldn't you love to know,
Actually I thought it was the other way around -
Ex-Watchtower Witnesses in the Christian protection program.
Haven't you heard about the shunning?
2007-06-05 20:57:02 · answer #3 · answered by JOYfilled - Romans 8:28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I echo the first responder; I have never heard of such a thing. Would it help keep them off of my doorstep?
2007-06-04 02:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
None need to be protected. That is my final answer.
2007-06-04 10:32:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a very good joke though is it?
2007-06-04 11:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by NMB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ex-Christians = EXJWs. no other definition.
JWs are either raised in the faith or are from other religions.
2007-06-05 08:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by sklemetti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squish, you're a loon.
2007-06-04 02:06:45 · answer #8 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What's that?
2007-06-04 02:06:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would they do that?
2007-06-05 21:39:22 · answer #10 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋