What has your mother told you 100s of times?

Question

lol - ......

Answer 1

play nice / don't fight

Answer 2

Oh man, I can hear my mom's voice now:

Keep a dime in your purse in case you ever need to make a phone call. (This was a looooong time ago.)

If you're going to be late, pick up the phone and use that dime. I don't care if you're only going to be ten minutes late. . .I want to know about it.

If Sally's mother let her jump off a cliff, should I let you jump off a cliff, too?

Always put toilet paper over the seat when you use a public restroom. You don't know who used that toilet before you.

If I live to be a hundred, you'll still be my baby. I love you. (She missed that figure by about 41 years, and to this day, I still wish she'd made it that long. I'd like nothing better than to be able to pick up the phone and hear her tell me that she loves me.)

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There are dozens of other "momilies" that occasionally resurface when I least expect it. And the funny thing is: they're usually coming out of MY mouth when they do!

Answer 3

My Mother told me thousands of times that 'she loved me'.........
I just hope it will be enough so i never forget those words she spoke so often while she was alive!

The best bit of advice she ever gave me is a toss up....Dont start something you dont intend to finish, Dont be a thinker be a do'er.....
And
In a relationship....never put up with anything you dont intend on doing for the rest of your life....you cant change the rules half way through the game...
Very wise lady, my Mum was.....
Ariel

Answer 4

No more wire hangers.

Seriously.

I hate my mother.
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LOL
I knew I would get a thumbs down for that. Who's the crack head in the RS section that thinks I should love my mother?

Answer 5

ITS NOT THE WORDS U USING BUT THE TONE.. I DIDNT COME DOWN IN THE LAST SHOWER OF RAIN.. U THINK IM JUST HERE 2 SPOIL UR FUN.!! I HAVE BEEN UR AGE ONCE U KNOW AND YOU WAIT TIL U HAVE KIDS OF YOUR OWN!!I DDIDNT HAVE YOU THIS LONG TO LOOSE U NOW!! I CRINGE CAUSE I FIND MY SELF SAYING THE SAME TO MY KIDS NOW.. AND.. I LOVE YOU

Answer 6

I love you, eat your dinner, quit eating so loud (when I ate Capn Crunch), wipe your feet off before coming in the house.

Answer 7

My mom swears at me in french. The samet hing but I don't understand french. It sounds mean though.

Answer 8

Dear Uncle Wayne***

......just wait until your father gets home!!!!"

I was a very naughty little girl, and my brothers and I got into lots of trouble.

luv
peppa-ann
040607

Answer 9

wear clean underwear all the time
Don't slam the door
Take the trash out
If you tell a lie--your hair will fall out--I'm bald

Answer 10

Stay away from the priests down the street.

Answer 11

Put the dishes in the dishwasher.