Or, is your dog an Atheist?
(Go long, think deep.)
2007-06-03 16:52:10 · 12 answers · asked by MrsOcultyThomas 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
from my pets view point
Unwavering devotion and Faith,I just about have him trained. Desire to please(most of the time), takes care of my needs,food and grooming (I do like that). He corrects me(sometimes it's not my fault), most of all, he trusts me..I have a pedigree, you do understand I would share some treats with him.(MAYBE)
2007-06-03 17:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a cat, but I'll try to answer anyway.
1. Every time I enter a room at night, light appears. It disappears when I leave the room or lie down to sleep.
2. If she does things to attract my attention, she'll be rewarded. If she does things that I don't like, she'll be punished.
3. I provide for her needs and some of her wants.
4. I'm much bigger than she is.
5. I can make it rain in a part of the bathroom whenever I go in there. (shower)
6. I can open and shut doors.
7. I can cause cool, strong winds to blow when it's hot (a fan or air conditioner)
8. I interact with other Gods
9. I can make pictures and sounds come out of plain, black plastic boxes (TV and computer)
10. On cold winter nights, I can create a warm fire in our fireplace for her to curl up in front of and nap
2007-06-04 02:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by Witchy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love dogs. I always say "a person who hates children and cats can be all bad". My friend has a cat that lives in her house. It belongs to one of her tenants upstairs. I am the only one who can and will boss it around. And it listens. All I have to do is look at it snap my fingers and say "you! go!" and it goes right back upstairs or at least out of the room I don't want it in. So for this cat, I am if not god, at least the alpha cat!
As for the dog, I am kind and loving and worthy of praise. (remember, I am a Leo)
2007-06-04 00:06:05 · answer #3 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My dog thinks he is god. Of course he is a 140 pound Irish Wolf Hound.
2007-06-03 23:55:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you don't worship GOD then you worship DOG. Whip his but and pick up his poop and serve serve serve DOG. No time or understanding for GOD. Man has become servant of DOG. That makes man less intelligent even than the DOG.IF man wants to come to the human platform read Bhagavad Gita on line asitis.com truly enlivening.
2007-06-03 23:59:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
well, i've got a really deep boomy voice and i speak in a language he most likely doesn't understand...
i'm agnostic, but if my dog wants to believe in a religion, that's his business. as long as he doesn't start TIVOing "the PTL club", that is.
2007-06-03 23:55:52 · answer #6 · answered by tikiboy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha
There was a comedian that talked about this.
The mindset of a dog was: Wow, my owner feeds me, gives me a bed to sleep in at night, plays with me, and bathes me! He must be God!
And the cat's was: My owner feeds me, gives me a bed to sleep in at night, plays with me, and bathes me. I must be God!
The cat was right.
2007-06-03 23:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by needlepoint_lace 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm allergic to dogs unfortunately. But my friend's dog is an agnostic lesbian. (has her own myspace page and everying)
2007-06-03 23:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A dog thinks, "You feed me, you put a roof over my head. You must be God."
A cat thinks, "You feed me, you put a roof over my head. I must be God."
2007-06-03 23:55:45 · answer #9 · answered by Mike 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He depends on me so I fufill his every need.
2007-06-03 23:55:06 · answer #10 · answered by dad 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋