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I need some advice regarding some
of the specific laws and how to follow them.
1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know
it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev. 1:9. The
problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor isn't pleasing
to them. Should I smite them?

2. I want to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned
in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what would be a fair
price for her? 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her monthly period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev. 15:19-24. The problem is, how do I tell? I've tried asking, but most women take offense. 4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations.
A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but
not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
5 A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish
s an abomination, WHY?

2007-06-03 16:44:50 · 10 answers · asked by C M 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

1. No, you shouldn't smite the neighbors
2. 50 shekels
3. smell her backside
4. Because Canadians are white and Mexicans are brown. It's okay to own dark skinned people, ONLY.
5. Because it causes intestinal gas and diahrea.

2007-06-03 16:52:31 · answer #1 · answered by 12th 3 · 1 1

No, because we already have the bible, and the bible is complete. Also God choses and appoints leaders and teachers for every nation in the world. So we dont need to go to Israel to consult them what they think, because the truth is, its all the same. We have visitors from Israel here in USA , a Jewish Pastor we dont know them, but when they preach the word, its the same thing, because we worship the same God. And we have the same bible. The only difference is the language nothing else is different.

2016-05-20 22:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I'll just answer one of your questions. I know you are not telling the truth. What neighbor would complain about the smell of a bull on the altar. Unless you are not using A-1 sauce.

2007-06-03 16:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 3 0

Jesus is the total supreme sacrifice for all mankind
The Holy Lamb of God that taketh away the sins of the world
where have you been?

2007-06-03 17:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by Gifted 7 · 0 1

You were obviously mistaken asking these questions here. You should have gone to the "Comedy" category, or perhaps the "Christian Bashing" category. Is your life so empty that you have nothing better to do? If so, let me tell you about Jesus...

friendsintruth@yahoo.com

2007-06-03 16:55:07 · answer #5 · answered by nursep 2 · 0 2

Verily, verily, I say unto thee; you may have Canadians as slaves. In fact, I would prefer that you do.

2007-06-03 16:48:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You are asking people for guidance on a book not written by them. If you want to understand the book, consult the author.

If you need "guidance on GOD Issues," clearly, you need to be asking God, Himself.

Unless of course you are not serious.....

2007-06-03 16:49:19 · answer #7 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0 2

Stop reading so much fiction. You don't actually believe that thats real, do you?

2007-06-03 17:10:20 · answer #8 · answered by chud5 2 · 0 1

hes not pathetic.....hes trying to be funny and its not working..i hope he does not quit his day job.

2007-06-03 16:54:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Your pathetic!

2007-06-03 16:48:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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