After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"
In fact, I do," said the old man.
"After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually
in January and the second time is in August."
2007-06-03 16:41:33 · 26 answers · asked by paris 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha!!!
crazy old fart!! i love it
2007-06-03 16:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by LmR 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a scale of 10 for if my mouth flinched, you get a 0.
2007-06-03 16:44:21 · answer #2 · answered by leikevy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good
2016-05-20 22:39:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That joke sounds just like my grandparents! OMG. He would get such a kick out of this joke.
2007-06-03 16:47:40 · answer #4 · answered by ~Les~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha! You Go, Papa! Hahaha!
Good one!
2007-06-06 16:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That crazy old wife if mine don't kow what she's talking about the second time is in July, she's as daft as a brush........... LMIAOSFHISMS
2007-06-03 18:05:11 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good working on a building site
this week cant wait to tell the lads that
this morning..!!
2007-06-03 16:51:05 · answer #7 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That reminds me of my sex life with my wife. This is how we do it doggie style- She lays down and plays dead, I sit up and beg!!!
2007-06-03 16:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - very funny!
2007-06-03 20:03:07 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What ? Twice a year ? Lucky man......
2007-06-07 05:50:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋