Given new security measures it may take a really long time to get one. Since Brett A has anounced the end of the world as of 6-5-07 is it too late to apply for a passport to heaven...what about hell are those passports expidited?
2007-06-03 16:16:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Love you Brett!!
2007-06-03 16:20:01 · update #1
I guess you'll have to sneak across the border like an illegal rapturite.
2007-06-03 16:19:46 · answer #1 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry, that isn't possible. The US passport office takes at least 6-8 weeks to process passport requests, and with the flow of passport requests to the various locations of the afterlife, I'd expect it to be on the high end of that time line...
Luckily, you don't need a passport to Canada unless your traveling by air. They are not participating in the Apocalypse, so it'll probably be safe there.
2007-06-03 16:22:20 · answer #2 · answered by eV 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would'nt worry about a passport, just your eternal security. The only true way to Heaven is through Jesus Christ. Getting to Hell requires no effort at all! No one can put a date on when the "end of the world" will happen. Anyone who claims to is lying and is a false prophet.
2007-06-03 16:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by J Nichole 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Everybody got a passport to Hell when they got born on the Earth with a Messed Up Spirit.
Now, to get your Passport to Planet Heaven, you gotta get that messed up spirit RECREATED.
So's you can handle the Power of GOD in Heaven.
Jesus is taking the Applications NOW, and ANYBODY can get one!
Watch out for those Asteroids!
"Mens hearts fail them for what is comning upon the Earth".
2007-06-03 16:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what r u talking about r u crazy the world will end but not anytime soon and whats with the passport
thing u don,t nee a passport to go to heaven or hell
2007-06-03 16:21:40 · answer #5 · answered by DigitalDead 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I didn't know that God had implemented international security measures. I could've sworn that Heaven wasn't a country I could travel to. Apparently I was wrong.
I'm sure if you have enough money, you can get a passport to anywhere you want.
2007-06-03 16:20:48 · answer #6 · answered by Noel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I in basic terms prefer to understand each and all of the solutions- to no longer be smart yet to be surprised and to understand. there continues to be lots stable and need so there continues to be a international - you're aside of that stable and that wish.
2016-11-04 21:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I'm rakin' 'em in, Queens...
- Passport To Heaven: $30,000 (US)
- Passport To Hell: $1.99 (Can.)
Option 1. Hell, Norway: $1,999.99 (US)
Option 2. Hell, Michigan: $1.99 (Can) Sorry Michiganianites!
2007-06-03 16:18:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
all passports had to be finalised on the 06-06-06...you missed the boat!
2007-06-03 16:22:46 · answer #9 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is too late but Santa might help you get one from the South Pole..or you can just a hitch a ride with him on his reindeer's.
2007-06-03 16:20:27 · answer #10 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋