A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,
"You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad lu ck, f##k off!."
2007-06-03 14:54:28 · 41 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
otw yes it was bad for my age wasn't it? I should be in bed at this time really 3.30am but what the h*ll I'm now liberated in the world of recycled teenagers!
Think this went down quite well, has anyone checked out my post office job one cos it hasn't many answers and it made me laugh ? Pleased I've made most of you smile anyway. x
2007-06-03 15:37:11 · update #1
Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny…Hey! My tummy is paining laughing at this one…the punch line blew me off my feet and I am still rolling around laughing…but now I feel like killing the ungrateful SOB!!!
2007-06-04 00:28:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I chuckled out loud, but I can see his point.
Look at that guy who just came out of a coma after 19 and a half years and his whole world had changed.
2007-06-03 14:58:06 · answer #2 · answered by Mystee_Rain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-06-03 15:40:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly... no longer somewhat... yet that speedy panting they do while excited ... you understand "heh heh heh heh" is almost the equivalent of a doggie chortle. The excited snorting and sneezing too. yet in a human way - no they do no longer chortle. however you could call a wagging tail a doggie chortle!
2016-11-04 21:07:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny ....you must have a star for that one ! Hope you won't mind if I tell it at the office.
2007-06-04 11:08:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny and bad at the same time.
2007-06-03 14:58:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny but harsh
2007-06-03 14:58:00 · answer #7 · answered by red_eye_chimera 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh sylvia,
such language from a woman of your tender years
2007-06-03 14:57:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha...good one Syl.
Love it!
2007-06-07 01:09:36 · answer #9 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooo thats a bit mean
2007-06-03 15:24:32 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Katie Leung♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋