The Horny Guy and the Whorehouse
There is this extremely horny guy who loves to have sex with everyone except his wife. One day, he is going on a buisness trip, and before he leaves, his wife says, ''I'll leave you if you sleep with anyone on your trip.''
He is driving to his destination, and he sees a sign that says ''Church of Latter-Day Saints Whorehouse -- 10 miles.'' He thinks to himself, ''I'll just ignore it or my wife will leave me.'' There is a sign for it every mile, so he finally breaks down and goes where the sign says to go. He knocks on the door of the whorehouse and a nun comes to the door. The man says, ''Where can I get a whore?''
The nun says, ''I'll need $500 first.'' The man says okay and pays, then asks about his whore again. The nun replies, ''We will need another $100.'' The man pays then asks for his whore again. The nun says ''Okay, see that hallway. Wait for 15 minutes. Go straight, left, straight, right and you'll see a door.''
He follows the directions, walks out the door and finds himself in the parking lot. His car has a sign on it that says, ''Congrats. You have just been screwed by the Church of Latter-Day Saints.''
2007-06-03 14:41:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Omg that was one of the best jokes ive heard!
2007-06-03 15:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 14:49:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Excellentt
2007-06-03 16:58:27 · answer #3 · answered by sally g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked this one.
2007-06-03 15:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by seaweedsara162004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man i feel srry for dat dude
2007-06-03 15:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-06-03 15:09:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-06-03 14:47:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very good, liked that one
2007-06-03 14:44:55 · answer #8 · answered by sunnybums 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny
2007-06-03 14:57:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's really funny. where did you get it?
2007-06-03 14:44:25 · answer #10 · answered by flipflopsandsocks 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋