A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
2007-06-03 13:46:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmmm..........LOL That's kinda funny because I have a friend that works at Walmart and she is Rude!!! LOL I can see her doing that!
2007-06-04 02:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First the congressmen and ladies have been initially meant to be volunteers. In different words an unpaid place. It exchange into not meant to be an entire-time, life-time job. next maximum Wal-mart greeters additionally do different jobs interior the shop and not many shops will hire senior electorate or the heavily handicapped like Wal-mart does. So what i've got faith is the greeter could get his/her pay and the congresspeople ought to bypass back to the way it exchange into meant to be. possibly then they could actually do what exchange into real for the country not their social gathering.
2016-12-18 13:05:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he = 0 )
2007-06-03 13:49:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah!!
2007-06-03 14:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Know It All 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! lol! Funny! 10!
2007-06-03 14:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is frickin' hilarious!!! LMAO! its funny how many people like that i've seen at Wal-Mart...
2007-06-03 14:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by karategirl18 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-06-03 15:07:34 · answer #7 · answered by kevo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fun----ny
2007-06-03 13:50:38 · answer #8 · answered by flaltajr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Oh my God that's funny!!!! But maybe the're adopted!! lol
2007-06-03 14:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by ♥{puεrtoяicaи. аиgεl}♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did someone actually say that? or did you just make this story up?
2007-06-03 13:50:42 · answer #10 · answered by baby_love3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋