A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.
2007-06-03 13:35:47 · 16 answers · asked by Lizzie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i didnt write this joke. its just one that i got online. one of my favs
2007-06-03 13:43:30 · update #1
thanks for the stars guys!!!!!
2007-06-03 13:55:58 · update #2
thanks for relaying that joke never heard it, loved it you deserve a star
2007-06-03 13:52:34 · answer #1 · answered by jsilverman645 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg! LOL totally!
and to MCR Lover- he had his head down because her father was the pharmacist and he bought a family pack of condoms from him.
2007-06-03 13:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by XbeautifulXdisasterX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Funny! 10!
2007-06-03 13:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats some of the funniest crap ive ever heard! Here, have a star! and whatever else i can give to you too!
2016-05-20 06:19:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oldie, but a Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-06 16:42:51 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke! Loved it.
2007-06-03 13:41:29 · answer #6 · answered by Jacqueline P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THat is a good one..... 10/10...... heres a star from me!!!!
2007-06-03 13:42:21 · answer #7 · answered by kyyrraaa :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, LOL, ROFL I love it!!!!! I was sure something like that was gonna happen but i though he was gonna drop them or something.
2007-06-03 13:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by ♥{puεrtoяicaи. аиgεl}♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one.
2007-06-03 13:40:27 · answer #9 · answered by Bob Thompson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard it before but its funny every time!
2007-06-03 13:38:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but i dont get why the guy was waiting so long...can ya tell me why?
2007-06-03 13:41:00 · answer #11 · answered by ~I Am A Million Pieces Of The Sky 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋