Do you want to hear a joke?

Question

A man is in his hospital bed dying. All his family are at his bedside waiting for the consultant to come in. The consultant arrives.
"As you know, Ted is gravely ill. Six months ago I would have told you there was absoultely nothing we could do to help him. However there is a radical and revolutionary new treatment. It is not guaranteed but it IS Teds' only chance of survival"
The family look keen so the consultant continues:
"The option is a brain transplant"
He goes on to explain the procedure but adds that there is a cost involved....£5000 for a male brain or £500 for a female brain.
All the men in the room smile to themselves and the women look cross.
Before long a man raises the question "Why the huge difference in price?"
"It's simple" replies the consultant "It's just pricing policy... like in the shops..... the female brain is reduced because it's been used"

TA DA!!!!!!!
Go on give me a star if you like it.... I've only ever had 3!!!!

Oh come on Harriet... its a joke!!!
Hey if you don't like it you can always reverse the brain prices!!

Everyone else... I'm glad it made you smile!

OLLIE... ooooh go on ... give me a star... you can tell this one tomorrow and reverse the prices!!

Answer 1

Or, "Male brains are that much rarer to find."

Answer 2

Funny

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Thanks for reversing the usual blonde+female = dumb etc jokestirismus avail' roun' 'ere.

Apart from that, I am thoroughlyoutraged you would think to pass MY brain on for a mere 5 big ones!!!!

Answer 5

Now that is too funny!
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it is soooooo true!
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1 star for you!

Answer 6

im a male and i found it funny good one every one else have a sense of huomer p.s i gave u a star

Answer 7

Thats really good babe, well done, you got a star from me. 10/10+star

Answer 8

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

Answer 9

Great. Nice one

Answer 10

i had to read the ending again,but it made me laugh...good job! you get a star