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Your not suppose to hit him with a rolled up news paper

2007-06-03 13:15:48 · 22 answers · asked by Cheryl 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I feel you Sugar_Lumpkin

2007-06-03 14:56:35 · update #1

OOwwcchh, easy with the hook there Black Jack

2007-06-03 14:58:27 · update #2

22 answers

Arrrgh!

Then what am I to be doin' with all these rolled up newspapers?

Me girl won't let me clean 'em with me hook hand and now I'm not to be whackin' noses with papers. They to be growin' up to be landlubbers.

2007-06-03 13:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by Black Jacque Chirac 3 · 3 0

Did you know that the word "your" implies ownership or possession, while the word "you're" is actually a conjunction of two words, "you" and "are", and implies a state of being.

Aside from that, I'm sure that everyone knows that you're not supposed to hit a baby with anything, let alone a rolled-up newspaper.

2007-06-03 20:21:37 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 4 · 0 2

You just stole that from larry the cable guy who said that on his premiere a couple of hours ago.

2007-06-03 23:03:39 · answer #3 · answered by strateastudint 2 · 1 0

Dane Cook rip off!!


edit: the guy under me is right, my bad, watched to much stand up tonight lol

2007-06-03 22:00:19 · answer #4 · answered by un-winable war 4 · 0 1

Oh.man! My baby is 30 now and I just now find that out? Darn! Why didn't somebody tell me?

2007-06-03 20:22:13 · answer #5 · answered by Jess 7 · 1 0

Really? So throwing him against a wall is ok?
Usually, I just bash him with a hammer.

2007-06-03 20:21:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hmmmm. Interesting. Not the best but cute.

2007-06-03 20:22:44 · answer #7 · answered by ♪♫♪justpassingby♪♫♪ 5 · 1 0

Jesus, your not supposed to do that at all, where the hell did you get that Idea

2007-06-03 20:18:41 · answer #8 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 2 0

Yes, I had heard something along those lines.

2007-06-03 20:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by ChaseD 2 · 1 1

okay, that has been on Larry's commercial for a week now. its not funny anymore.

2007-06-03 20:18:14 · answer #10 · answered by Sweet Dreams 6 · 2 0

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