There are verses in the Bible about Santa Claus!
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Check out the above link! These Bible verses really exist! Isn't that funny?
2007-06-03 12:10:25 · 15 answers · asked by Nijg 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I AM NOT KIDDING
These are right out of the King James Version!
2007-06-03 12:14:19 · update #1
If you look it up, you will find it!
2007-06-03 12:18:23 · update #2
thats hilarious
2007-06-03 12:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Proof, not likely but..... The lore surrounding Santa Claus includes St. Nicholas, which was the church moving in to grab some profits from the tale, then there is a man, said to be an old coal vendor that wore all black and toted a sack of coal. The chunks of coal he carried were to be delivered to good children while the bad children got nothing, thus good children kept warm at night and the bad ones were miserable. So actually the lump of coal was a good gift. With that story told, I don't believe the stories of God has ever indicated that God was a living being. * Notice how both stories are a manipulative ..... making children and man do as they are told, or else?
2016-05-20 05:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by kimberlie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha, that was funny.
That Zechariah is such a joker, now listen to what Jeremiah says, there appears to be a contradiction.
The Bible Jeremiah 10: 2 - 5
Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathens, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathens are dismayed at them.
For the customs of the people are vain: for one cuts a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be carried, because they cannot go.
Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil,
neither also is it in them to do good.
No more Christmas trees for you.
Have a pleasant day.
2007-06-03 13:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by zurioluchi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have nothing to do with Santa Claus. Now there was a Saint Nicholas and if you want to extrapolate on the story then the red suit could stand for the blood of Jesus and the gifts at Christmas could be God's gift of salvation through the birth, death and resurection of Jesus.
2007-06-03 12:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by Pilgrim in the land of the lost 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those verses have nothing to do with santa claus, and are being read out of context. interesting, tho. anything which gets me to crack a bible is a good thing :)
2007-06-03 12:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, when I was a Catholic I heard one of my church teachers say something about that. And that his real name was St Nicholas.
2007-06-03 13:10:02 · answer #6 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A perfect case of "ice"ogesis
2007-06-03 12:16:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 The fool has said in his heart,
“There is no God.”
They are corrupt,
They have done abominable works,
There is none who does good.
2 The LORD looks down from heaven upon the children of men,
To see if there are any who understand, who seek God.
3 They have all turned aside,
They have together become corrupt;
There is none who does good,
No, not one.
2007-06-03 12:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Nice try....he is in the bible though and called by his proper name....the red dragon with 7 heads, the serpent of old, satan!
2007-06-03 12:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Of all the things to take out of context, this is at least cute. :)
2007-06-03 12:15:46 · answer #10 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh; freakin' brother. Read things in context; dude.
2007-06-03 12:14:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋