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God said, "See, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is upon the face of all the earth;... you shall have them for food,....or,...whatever else you can come up with to use them for..."

2007-06-03 12:01:03 · answer #1 · answered by Saint Christopher Walken 7 · 3 0

I've always been known to go against any of God's plans. I can honestly say that I've never used a cucumber as a sex toy. God will hate me, again :(

2007-06-03 19:03:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 4 0

If you don't peel the cucumber, it could infect you really bad. I know a girl that lost her cherry to a banana, and she rubbed it so much it gave her a strawberry.

2007-06-03 19:10:58 · answer #3 · answered by hope and faith 2 · 2 0

I guess god made cucumbers especially for women as a snack or something.

2007-06-03 21:58:48 · answer #4 · answered by felpa_de_osa 3 · 1 0

Hahahaha!

I asked a banana theory question earlier.

2007-06-03 18:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

We'll have to ask Kirk Cameron. He's the expert on what God intended.

2007-06-03 19:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by S K 7 · 4 0

See, that's proof right there that sex is a good thing and completely natural.

2007-06-03 19:21:09 · answer #7 · answered by Becca 6 · 3 0

Nope Bible God didn't design jack **** but you can use cucumbers as dildos if you want to.

2007-06-03 18:55:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I guess, if you can't get the real thing, you gotta do what you gotta do. I prefer the real thing.

2007-06-03 18:59:54 · answer #9 · answered by Me 6 · 5 0

When ya have the real deal, who needs substitutes?

2007-06-03 18:55:51 · answer #10 · answered by (no subject) 4 · 0 2

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