Here's something to think about!
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that)
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
2007-06-03 11:39:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
c-ing as i starred u, u can assume that i liked em
2007-06-04 05:27:42 · answer #1 · answered by fyre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job girl i love them somuch these are the most funniest jokes that i had ever heard in my life and high 5 girl because you rocks and thanks for the laugh because you really did hit the spot with these lol 10/10 and plus i had just gave you a star because i really do love your jokes girl and take care.
2007-06-03 19:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones. Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 18:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty nice, i heard some of them before but they are still good thx for the chuckle
2007-06-03 19:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are good i like em'
2007-06-03 18:48:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋