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husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and prompty slams the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"

The husband replies. "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

2007-06-03 10:57:11 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

36 answers

lol, the fella wasn't very clever, i'd have thought he could tell it was a man's voice on the other end!

2007-06-03 11:00:52 · answer #1 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 1 0

this would be funny if it was true, yes, but only for the lady because she gets to laugh at the stupidity of one male and the lameness of the other, and then cry about it, and then laugh about THAT because its sold older than time, which is why its not that funny as a joke, joke. I think it's a filler joke to do while they're still chuckling over a winner, getting them ready for the subject of some real life novelty sex jokes, yeah

2016-05-20 04:42:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10.

2007-06-03 11:01:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Lol. Thats funny.

2007-06-03 11:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 5 · 1 0

Practical joke or there is a little hanky panky going on.

2007-06-03 11:01:00 · answer #5 · answered by SgtMoto 6 · 1 0

Haha Love it! Naughty woman! lol

2007-06-03 10:59:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Haha.
Thats a dumb husband.
Thats a dumb boyfriend too. Obviously it was not a girl answering the phone!!!

2007-06-03 10:59:45 · answer #7 · answered by Megan S 2 · 1 0

what a silly time to ring when having an affair

2007-06-04 10:52:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That's funny. I have UBD so now I'm laughing and can't stop.

2007-06-03 11:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by princessoftheghetto07 4 · 1 0

thats funny

2007-06-03 11:02:03 · answer #10 · answered by Inny 2 · 1 0

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