A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."
"No, ma'am", he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help."
2007-06-03 10:50:28 · 21 answers · asked by pitsargenaf 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got it off a great website ;)
2007-06-03 11:02:23 · update #1
Thanks for the all the comments and stars everyone!
2007-06-03 11:18:28 · update #2
good job girl i love it somuch this is the most funniest joke that i had ever heard in my life and high 5 girl because you rocks and thanks for the laugh because you really did nail this one lol 10/10 and plus i had just gave you a star because i really do love your joke girl and take care.
2007-06-03 12:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The song "The Wrong N*gga To F*ck Wit'" made Ice Cube a legend.
2016-04-01 00:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by Gail 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!...If thats a true story i'm sure that 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders aren't that short maybe K-2nd graders...No teacher should hold a childs private part for any reason...hmm can you say...lawsuit?
2007-06-03 10:56:59 · answer #3 · answered by powerpuffcutie24™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Ouch! 10!
2007-06-03 10:54:24 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that'sgross.
2007-06-03 10:53:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant really made me laugh have a star
2007-06-03 11:03:48 · answer #6 · answered by joethedog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://www.str8up.com/watch.php?v=3045
2007-06-03 11:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that is SoOoO funny, how did you know, wher'd you hear it.
2007-06-03 10:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by thfgbv 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-06-03 11:05:59 · answer #9 · answered by dawniebear22 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-06-03 11:03:35 · answer #10 · answered by Inny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋