# He keeps shaking the black crystal ball and says, "Ask again later."
# Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"
# Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your drains last week.
# His idea of "out of body experience" involves whipped cream and women's clothing.
# His spoon bending requires two pliers.
# Sign in window: "As seen in 60 Minutes."
# During card reading, asks if you want to "hit" or "stand."
# Insists that your astrological sign is "The Amarillo."
# Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mam.
# Repeatedly attempts to read your palm with his genatalia.
# Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm.
2007-06-03 10:48:19 · 8 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha good one ...loved the one looks like the bloke who fixed your drains ..classic
2007-06-03 19:46:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-06-03 10:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he hasn't a clue that life goes on...
2007-06-03 12:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by Light Fly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing, but prefered your first?
2007-06-03 10:56:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty messed up, funny though
~doorknoblet1
2007-06-03 10:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by doorknoblet1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL .. pretty funny xD
2007-06-03 11:00:29 · answer #6 · answered by xsweety_piex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goooooooood one!
2007-06-03 10:56:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
2007-06-03 11:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋