My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout
Time was when of its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I have a full time job
To find the blasted thing
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave
As old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang it's withered head
And watch me tie my shoes
2007-06-03 10:39:45 · 20 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well let me tell you something young lady. I'm 57 years old and...and...ok, you're right. HAPPY NOW!!!
Only kidding, I thought it was very good!
2007-06-03 10:49:32 · answer #1 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Measuring is easy--just lay a ruler along the top, with the end against the pubic bone. The measurement at the tip is the length, but you are correct, size changes, so measure several different times over a week, at full raised erection and of course take the longest measurement for bragging purposes. Measuring from the top is the only logical method, as that will reveal the maximum length you can insert-can't go deeper than your pubic bone. I suspect many of these 7-9 inch claims we see are 1) whopper lies or 2) measuring from the bottom, below the scrotum.
2016-05-20 04:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh sounds like a bloke I know! Have to send this to all my male friends of a certain age!
2007-06-03 12:18:16 · answer #3 · answered by clara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well my organ doesn't get to the same proportions any more ..... but my partner understands .... she knows that it's hard for the organ to "fill the house" when you are playing in a cathedral every night ....... :-)
2007-06-03 10:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 10:55:05 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww poor little penis.i feel bad for him.he probably misses being sucked
2007-06-03 10:47:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it
2007-06-03 10:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by Reese Cup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, it really made me smile.
Thanks for the pick me up.
2007-06-03 10:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa good one!
2007-06-03 10:42:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that made me cry in the end lol j/k
2007-06-03 11:21:05 · answer #10 · answered by Josue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋