When you get there, god comes ands says "you can stay here and be happy for the rest of eternity as long as you don't step on any ducks. You look down and see that there are ducks walking around everywhere. So well, hes god and you don't question him and go about being happy. The next day, you see your friend walking around with a reallly ugly girl.
You go to him and ask " why are you walking around with her?"
He responds" I stepped on a duck"
Then one day you wake you and see a Really hot girl next to you and you ask " what are you doing here?"
She responds " I stepped on a duck"
This joke works better in person and with real people like your friends.
2007-06-03 10:24:02 · 7 answers · asked by Lin X 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A duck joke always deserves a star
2007-06-03 10:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by ɸ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10.
2007-06-03 10:59:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I know a joke like this... but it's told a little different. Always funny....^^
2007-06-03 11:48:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda cheesy but decent
2007-06-03 11:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by caughtdreaminshoot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-03 10:29:53 · answer #5 · answered by brownlee54 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i luv that haha
2007-06-03 10:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HEE HEE....
2007-06-03 11:31:39 · answer #7 · answered by Gia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋