2007-06-03 09:40:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
bugaboo like your answer even though you say you blasphem i think you have nothing to fear if god is all loving then you cannot fall from grace. god if he is real gave us a humour for a reason
2007-06-03 11:35:33 · update #1
Jesus might have a problem in dealing with crosses!
2007-06-03 10:58:56 · answer #1 · answered by RTF 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes put him in goal. The apostles will be cheering you on and some will be sharing their victory stories to inspire you to keep fighting. Your opponents are the devil and his agents. Choose your team well, and let the bible define the code of conduct.
2007-06-03 17:36:21 · answer #2 · answered by Dodi L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is striker, left foot like a thunder bolt. All the rest can be midfield and defence.
Can't believe you've made me blaspheme!
2007-06-03 16:44:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what positions they should play. But I do know they will arrive in a Honda because the Bible says that the disciples were all in one accord.
2007-06-03 16:45:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god you just made my day I really needed something light...
"and Satan in possesion, he passes to Judas, Judas to Satan, Satan shoots... and Jesus saves! Oh what a save that was!"
hahahha
2007-06-03 16:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by xx. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you are in Liverpool, you might consider bringing back St John.
2007-06-03 16:56:43 · answer #6 · answered by Ben Gunn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He only saves as in "buys CD's" with good interest rates. I hear he gets 7% ROI.
2007-06-03 16:48:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is wasted on Football; his real talent is in Chess. He defeated Death, dontcha know.
2007-06-03 17:20:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When we pray, God is more interested in the attitude of our heart then the position of our body.
Pastor Art
2007-06-03 16:46:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Yes, having Jesus as your savior should be your goal... or did I misunderstand the question?
2007-06-03 16:46:24 · answer #10 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋