A man walks into a bar with three ducks under his arm. he puts them on the table looks at the bartender and says, "sir can you please watch my ducks while i go to the bathroom?" the bartender looks surprised but agrees to watch them.
while the man is in the bathroom, one of the ducks says to the bartender, "hi how are you?"
the man is shocked that the duck can speak but complies "um im fine wats ur name?" the duck answers, "my name is louie."
the bartender says, "how are you louie?" the ducks says "my day was great! ive been in and out of puddles all day long! if i could change my day i wouldnt!"
The bartender says to the next duck" whats ur name?"
"my names dewy"
how was your day dewy?
"my day was great! ive been in and out of puddles all day long if i cud change my day i wudnt!"
The bartender approaches the last duck and asks"so you must be hughy, right?"
the duck sighs and say, "no my names puddles, dont ask about my day."
2007-06-03 09:19:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha i heard one like that here it is
2 girls come into school late and the teacher asks where they were. they reply we were throwing pebbles in the lake. they sit down and the teacher keeps teaching. then 2 more students come in giggling the teacher says the same thing she said to the first 2 girls. the answer is the same throwing pebbles in the lake. a few minutes later a girl comes in soaking wet. the teacher asks who she is and why shes all wet she replies I'm pebbles and they threw me in the lake.
2007-06-03 09:34:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehe!!!
funny!!
ill NEVER look at a duck the same way again...
lol!!â¥
2007-06-03 16:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 16:23:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
duck raping always get me
2007-06-03 16:27:57 · answer #4 · answered by Nick C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Thats a really good one. lol =]
2007-06-03 17:05:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm to afraid to ask but, where'd you get that one?
2007-06-03 16:24:03 · answer #6 · answered by The Spence Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute,but WOW was that kinda of sad.
2007-06-03 17:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by Lafytafy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good but nasty one
2007-06-03 16:29:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very very funny!!!!!
2007-06-03 17:02:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...but funny
2007-06-03 16:22:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋