The clocks a ticking...........???

Question

Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agreed and again they made love.

Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up."Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,
"Listen Dave, I have to get up in the morning! You don't

Answer 1

lol

Answer 2

The batteries that power the clock release a certain amount of energy that forces the gears to turn. The smoother the gears the less or no ticks there will be. If there are multiple gears or a pendulum, then there could be multiple ticks

Answer 3

Hilarious

Answer 4

Ha Ha! Funny! Ouch! lol! 10!

Answer 5

Owwwww but good. 10/10! hahahaha!

Answer 6

that joke was really old since the 1990's but still funny

Answer 7

Made me laugh. Have a star.

Answer 8

He could have become Christian sexist and live happly ever after.

Answer 9

That's Cold! LOL.

Answer 10

heard it before very funny

Answer 11

kind of an old joke