Six year old Debra was walking her dog when she passed the temple where she and her family attended services. As she approached her Rabbi came out the temple door and said, "Shalom Debra, I see the tooth fairy visited you again."
"Yes Rabbi, and she left me a dollar under my pillow." said the six year politely. She then said, " Rabbi have you met my dog Porky?"
The old Rabbi chuckled. "I'll bet a nickel I can guess why you call him Porky."
She shook her head. "I'll bet you can't."
He laughed and said, "You called him Porky because he's so big and fat."
Debra shook her head. "No Rabbi, we call him that because he f***s pigs."
2007-06-03 08:52:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol.
2007-06-03 08:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I decide to talk the psychological issues portrayed by Winnie the Pooh characters. Rabbit has OCD. Tigger has upload and is a compulsive liar. Piglet is codependent. Eeyore is depressed....
2016-12-12 10:20:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Great punchline! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 08:57:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful six year old!
2007-06-03 09:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaah im still laughing now that ws so funny xx
2007-06-03 08:55:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but still funny.
2007-06-03 09:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see, a police dog!
2007-06-07 06:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by Uikiat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one.!!!
9/10.!!!
Funny.
2007-06-03 08:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, that was kinda lame
2007-06-03 09:17:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Howwwwwwwwlllllllll.....It is a howler......
2007-06-07 05:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋