Late one evening, the day after he had lost his wife scuba diving, two grim-faced policemen paid Mr. Rhodes a visit. "We're sorry to disturb you at this hour, Mr Rhodes, but we have some information concerning your wife. Actually, we have some bad news, some pretty good news and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Obviously fearing the worst, Mr Rhodes asked for the bad news first.
"We're sorry to inform you, sir," the policeman said, "we found your wife's body in the San Francisco Bay this morning."
Oh, my God!" said a distraught Mr. Rhodes. Remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"
"When we pulled her up," said the policeman, "she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen crabs on her."
"What?" a confused Mr Rhodes exclaimed. "So, what's the great news?"
As he smiled and smacked his lips, the officer replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
2007-06-03 08:46:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's sick
2007-06-03 08:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
sooner or later a detrimental previous woman got here upon a dollar and with that dollar she offered a lottery value ticket. She gained the lottery! She offered a house and a canines. She reported to herself, "What would desire to I call my homestead?" and she or he regarded around and she or he observed a guy mooning her so she desperate to call her homestead "Butt" Then she needed a acceptance for her canines. So she regarded around and observed a crack homestead so she named her canines "Crack". sooner or later some month later she wakened and could no longer locate her canines. She regarded everywhere in the homestead and she or he could no longer locate it everywhere! So finally she called the law enforcement officers and reported, "Police please help me i've got regarded throughout my Butt yet i'm no longer able to locate my Crack!" :P
2016-10-09 09:27:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mwha good one, i wonder how many times they could dip the body and still get fresh lobster?
2007-06-05 04:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by Satan's avatar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And husband said....I only married her because she was a good catch
2007-06-03 12:29:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was the first joke that has made me laugh out loud today. have a star.
2007-06-03 08:51:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that won't be the first woman to give someone crabs
2007-06-05 11:04:00 · answer #6 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was really funny im still laughing lmfao woo lol xxxxx
2007-06-03 08:51:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
if I ever need good morbid joke THX
2007-06-03 09:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooo funny.Have a star.
2007-06-03 09:21:58 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 08:59:00 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was good but why did u have to put my name in it for?
2007-06-03 08:52:51 · answer #11 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋