Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and a spinster.
She was known for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to sit while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom!
She returned with tea and biscuits, and they began to chat.
Curious about the bowl of water and its strange floater, the pastor had to ask.
“Miss Beatrice, I wonder if you would tell me about this?” pointing to the bowl.
“Oh, yes,” she replied, “Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter”.
2007-06-03 08:46:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha!!! that is hilarious!!! where did you hear that?
2007-06-10 19:26:20 · answer #1 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA Funny star for u Ever hear this joke? Just a reminder........ Why Parents Have Gray Hair A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, Chad P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
2016-04-01 00:11:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have a winner. The first good joke of the day.
Now tell Me: What has four legs and goes "Boo"!
A little boy asked Me this at McDonalds and it just made me smile......I'll give You the answer later.
2007-06-10 02:14:32 · answer #3 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
always a good un from you so a star on it's way .but .as i was getting into a hotel lift ,my elbow caught this young woman's right bust. embarrassed i said sorry, but if your heart is as soft as your breast you'll forgive me. she replied if your c0ck is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204
2007-06-07 08:36:22 · answer #4 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one. The pastor would have thought of her innocence and how he would have wished he were her.
2007-06-11 04:20:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha HA!!!! 9/10
great Joke!!!
you get a star!
2007-06-11 08:26:57 · answer #6 · answered by Alfredo M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 08:59:48 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean and fine. Two thumbs up! (Or a star, with the new rules.)
2007-06-11 00:26:49 · answer #8 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...A great one,dustygem.you earn my star.What a great end.thanks for the laugh.
2007-06-10 20:18:07 · answer #9 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats something my mom would do. That's funny.
2007-06-08 02:52:00 · answer #10 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one.!!!
8/10.!!!
Funny.
2007-06-03 08:50:43 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋