Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel"?
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
2007-06-03 08:06:29 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahaha that was the shiznit! Friggin' hilarious!
2007-06-08 16:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that's what people see in golf !! Is that what they mean by a hole in one or is that playing the ball where it lies? LOL
2016-04-01 00:07:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1
9/10
2007-06-08 21:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-06-10 06:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by allbut21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's typical, a man over-reacting to a little knock to his thumb.
2007-06-04 10:58:14 · answer #5 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved this joke!! 10/10!
2007-06-10 05:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Gosh I wish you'd all stop making me laugh I just can't switch off to go to bed x
2007-06-08 13:04:05 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh!what an unexpected twist at the end.the laugh really made my day!Thanks.you earned my star.wish a girl will do that to me.
2007-06-08 02:36:31 · answer #8 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO. 10/10. Brilliant my sides hurt. have a star
2007-06-09 00:24:18 · answer #9 · answered by mick shaw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw this guy crying uncontrollably by the side of a grave.saying why did you die. why did you die. is it your wife i asked. NO go away . your mother? . NO NO go away.brother,sister i inquired .NO. well who the hell was it then. the wife's first husband . came the reply
2007-06-05 10:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋