"Better save that. We'll need it for the post mortem."
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
"Rover! Come back here with that! Bad Dog!"
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
"Hand me that.....uh.....that.....um thingie."
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
"There go the lights again."
"You know, there's big money in kidneys....and he's got 2 of them......"
"Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lenses."
"Could you stop that thing from beating, it's throwing my concentration off?"
"What's this doing here?"
"I hate it when they're missing stuff in here."
"That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?"
"Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."
"Sterile, shcmedle. The floor's clean, right?"
"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...."
"Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature!"
2007-06-03 07:59:05 · 15 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?"
"Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"
"Don't worry. I think this is sharp enough."
"What do you mean you want a divorce!!!"
"FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!"
"Damn! Page 45 of the manual is missing!"
2007-06-03 08:01:52 · update #1
my parkinsons is gettin bad
seen this on saw 2...
this one and another one and i'll have done 2!
sippin on some sizurp, sippin on some sizurp....
and he thought i wouldnt remember when he put me in the
trash can
dont bother me nurse, the cavs are playin!
puff, puff, pass
2007-06-03 08:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by Shane-O 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually heard something I didn't want to hear when they put the thing in my hand for the anaesthetic a couple of weeks ago. the assistant said to the anaesthatist........You missed !
oh I had full confidence then, thank gawd it was only 2 mins later I was sound asleep. and woke up to find the IV thing in a different place along with 2 other holes where they had attempted.
2007-06-03 08:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by weezyb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some EMS-isms: RHOD/A - pink Necks severe On drugs/Alcohol EMS - make money drowsing DRT - lifeless good There DFO - completed Fell Out (as in "We became standin' there, and ol' Johnny, he merely completed Fell Out!") LARS - raise help Sheet (exterior of affected person/kinfolk listening to it ability Lard A%$ Sheet) Ballisticlly Challenged - gunshot wound artwork - Assumed Room Temperature GOMER - (used via ER team) Get Out Of My ER POS - Piece of S$@# FOS - finished of S%#$ WOA - Waste Of Air no longer My fault harm Syndrome - A affected person who's unhurt till they comprehend the destroy became no longer their fault ALT - Anti-Lawsuit therapy (a affected person who meets no standards for trauma therapy, yet gets dealt with any way so they have not got grounds for a regulation experience). different names for EMT's and Paramedics - Ditch checklist, guidance Wheel Technician, Cab-u-lance motive force, Band help broker. EMT's and Paramedics appropriate want: 5 minutes on my own with the guy or persons in charge for beginning the rumor that an ambulance is a huge thank you to get into the ER without utilising the waiting room even while the affected person is FOS.
2016-11-03 13:10:47 · answer #3 · answered by hovnanian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb!!!the funniest stuffs i've heard the entire week.thanks for the laugh.
2007-06-07 03:46:29 · answer #4 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! Good ones!
2007-06-03 09:12:49 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There has been alot of retarded jokes today but this one was really funny!
2007-06-03 08:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'This surgery will go much quicker with my spice girls cd.'
'Dr Shipman, are you sure you're doing this surgery right?'
But your's were very good.
2007-06-03 08:05:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow cool but what are we supposed to say?
2007-06-03 08:07:02 · answer #8 · answered by yemeni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesh anyone rem..(hic!) rememember where thish bit goes....(Hic!)?
2007-06-03 10:37:21 · answer #9 · answered by pure_dragonfire 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oops i stabbed him
2007-06-03 08:08:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋